Marjorie Taylor Greene May Be the Dumbest Person Alive
Climate change isn't real, but "weather modification" is?
One of my biggest problems with republicans is their blatant hypocrisy, which ties directly into some personal pet peeves.
I can’t stand prejudice, lying, and laziness, which connect into hypocrisy like a phone charger, especially the way republicans do it. Of course, for a few, uh, more unique members of Cult 45 they dial up the bullshit to epic levels.
A recent example is brought to us by Marjorie Taylor Greene, a MAGA representative from Georgia.
It’s common knowledge that republicans don’t believe in climate change.
Yet, Greene, who is the human equivalent of an ice cream headache, chimed in on social media that she’s going to introduce a bill to stop Democrats from using “weather modification” chemicals.
The implication is that Dems have used chemicals in the sky to manipulate the weather. Greene is a believer in the conspiracy theory that the white trails in the sky behind planes are not a chemical reaction of hot jet exhaust entering a colder atmosphere — in short, condensation.
It’s far more sinister than that! It’s the Libs controlling the weather!
Greene’s bill would stop such dastardly actions and make them a felony.
Not all heroes wear capes, ladies and gentlemen. Especially when they would just end up hanging themselves by walking past a light post in a windstorm. (Yo, Dems, if you can control the weather, please do this.)
So, climate change is fake. But, Dems can control the weather? I’ll dial up why this a very special kind of stupid in just a minute.
Why is Greene posting her insanity now (July 6)? Simple. In Texas, a very red state, horrendous flooding has caused massive death and destruction.
Currently, over 80 people are confirmed dead, including dozens of children. Another 40 plus are still missing. In the midst of recovery, rescues, and more rain, President Tang is under heavy scrutiny.
Tens of thousands of former government workers have been fired since January 20. The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) and National Weather Service staffs are among government agencies that have been gutted.
That means people who would have noticed the weather patterns forming, predicted the level of rain to hit Texas, and announced warnings for people to evacuate, have long since been fired.
It wasn’t that someone didn’t do their job correctly. No one was there to do the specifically needed jobs to lessen the impact of these floods because of Sir Golfs-a-Lot.
But, MAGA can’t have their savior being blamed for anything, which means it must be the fault of the Libs, Biden, trans athletes, or Brown people. At least for now, immigrants and trans people aren’t being blamed for this.
So, it must be the Dems.
Enter one of trump’s ambassadors of Artificial Stupidity (AS), Marjorie Taylor Greene to throw her beret into the disfunction junction that is the current state of American journalism.
Deny! Confuse! Blame! Threaten! DISTRACT! DISTRACT! DISTRACT!
I understand why they do what they do.
It’s the MAGA playbook, and they’re not changing that shit now. (Besides, it would just mean more reading.) But, I wish they would be at least a bit more selective in the plays they call.
Today’s cluster fuck from Insane in the Membrane reminds me of when a football team tries a trick play. Those are always fun to watch because it’s either an exciting success or launches a tidal wave (damn Democrats!) of, “What the fuck were they thinking,” exclamations from announcers and fans.
Today was the latter.
This one wouldn’t pass the smell test even if you were standing next to trump.
Let’s dissect this for a moment.
If the Dems could control the weather, wouldn’t they absolutely own that shit? Imagine the power.
For starters, I can guaran-fucking-tee that the Big Bullshit Bill would not have passed if Dems had control over the weather.
Murkowski, if you vote yes, we’re bringing a hailstorm to your home every day until the next election. Hailstones the size of basketballs, baby. Every. FUCKING. Day. We may even follow that up with some acid rain. That bill don’t seem so damn beautiful now, does it?
As if the Dems would have allowed California to burn like a bonfire all last summer? Hell no. They would have brought those fires to Mitch McConnell’s front yard.
Mar-a-lago would become the world’s largest and deepest sandbox.
Every time trump tried to golf, a freak lightening storm would come out of nowhere. Remember Caddyshack? That shit would be worth $3 mil a bolt.
Every time trump looks at the sky, solar eclipse, baby.
How about bringing some alligator weather to kristi noem’s basement? You wouldn’t be laughing so much then, would ya, kristi?
Biden’s four years would have been free of weather catastrophes.
A rain cloud would follow RFK Jr around like Charlie Brown until that hoarse motherfucker died of pneumonia.
There would have been a tornado on the White House lawn for trump’s inauguration.
The weather for trump’s pathetic parade would have been — oh wait — well, maybe they have a point. Or maybe God does have a sense of humor and justice once in a while.
Either way, Marjorie Taylor Greene is still dumb as a box of rocks.
Thanks for reading.